Saturday, October 30, 2010

Lions, Tigers, and Bears

Oh My!
Yesterday
was Crazy
I Am Surprised I made it through it,...

I left in the morning with 3 gift bags
with treat in each for all 20ish kiddos in each class
CHECK!
3 boxes of 140 homemade cookies
in the car
CHECK!
Dropped one child off in school pic outfit
at the door wit bag o treats and box o cookies
CHECK!
Got to the next school
got the remaining 3 children out of said mom taxi
Each girl had her bag o treats and I carried in the 2 boxes of cookies
CHECK!
Dropped cookies off in classrooms
Dropped preschooler off in her room
Started to stuff Friday folders for the kindergarten classroom
CHECK!
Finished stuffin' folders
went over to Preschool room
to frost 40 Halloween cookies with 19 4 year olds
CHECK!
Frosted cookies with Frosting lickers for about and hour
and said goodbye!
CHECK!
Went to Starbucks
ordered a pumpkin spice latte
Thank you Jesus!
CHECK!
Back to school to pick up preschooler
CHECK!
Home for lunch and "quiet time"
before leaving extra early to attend
3rd grader's 1st half
Halloween Party
CHECK!
Brought the meat, cheese, and cracker tray
the anti crazy, I call it
CHECK!
Arrived @ 1:50
was welcomed by children who gobbled up my treats
They saw the anti crazy and became wild boars
took pics
gave kisses and hugs and was off to the next party at the next school
CHECK!
Arrived @ the next school about 2:25
Entered to make all hearts happy
Received hugs from a very over sugared 5 year old
CHECK!
Packed the 3 youngest in the car after the bell rang
Drove to the next school to pick up the oldest
CHECK!
Made it home with all four wheels and kids
CHECK!

Needed a drink,....
Got Diet coke and a chocolate bar

CHECK!





Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Mission: "Your Special Day"

Part one of two:

I have been bothered.....
harassed
and held up
by whimpers
of coming to lunch

but with a wild infant in toe
with a straggler
know as the incorrigible one
it makes
"coming to lunch"
virtually impossible!

So I created a day
called
"Your Special Day"
They have no Idea
when it is their day
until the morning of
as I drop them off at school

So far I have accomplished
2 special days without a hitch
Tomorrow I plan on surprising my oldest!

All I do
is grab a happy meal
and meet them as they line up for lunch,..
but by the twinkles in
My sassy's eyes
I could tell
it was worth it's weight in gold

Mission Accomplished!


Tuesday, October 26, 2010

It's a baking day

Today is the only day I do not
Have to be in 3 places at once
So instead of watching soap operas
and eating bon bons
I plan on doing laundry
baking pumpkin spice cookies
and organizing a couple kitchen drawers

When it is a baking day
it tends to mean
it is a stress relief day
a someone spit in my latte day
or kill me now, I singed up to do what?, day

Baking is as soothing to my soul
as a dark piece of chocolate
A frothy latte
and sweet cuddles and kisses
from my wee ones

Baking is my stress relief

Drinking lattes and fraps makes my soul sigh

Today after my visit to Starbucks
my incorrigible 4 year old
asks me why I need a coffee everyday
I replied
Because I have 4 kids,..
Nuff said!

Cheers!

Monday, October 25, 2010

Where ever,..

You go
There you are,..

Wise words shared with me
many years ago
While I was running the dance and drama program
at a girl scout camp
(shut up, stop laughing, I was a flipin' girl scout when I was 19)

On our "off" time
The Specials, the activity leaders
would get time to chill in the bunks and so forth,...
And this hippie chick and I were chattin'
I think I was blah blahing about wanting to get away
move to Europe and meet an Irish man,..yummmm
but she kinda stopped me in my daydreaming tracks
when she was like
Where ever you go, there you are
and it hit me like a ton o bricks
I might try to flee but in the end , I will catch up to myself
and whatever I might be running from
It will ring the bell at my front door

Since then,
I know my crap will follow me
or at least linger in the shadows
So now it is about
looking good will carrying baggage
but,
at least I didn't leave it at the airport,...

I guess what I am trying to say
is I do my best to juggle my junk
but sometimes
running away sounds like an awesome idea,.....

but then I would find myself with wind blown hair
and that doesn't look good on anyone ;)

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Sundays In My City?

I have always Seen this
but then I think to myself
My city just isn't that pretty
but just cause the city isn't pretty
doesn't mean my Sunday could not posses beauty

Rather a lucky city to have me on Sunday

Includes
Homemade goodies
A mountain Of Laundry
Story Time
At least 2 cups of coffee
Cuddles, Kisses and hugs
Homework
and
of course,....

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Halloween Havoc

OMG
Friday I might as well
start getting ready as we speak
OY!
I have 120 cookies to make
to split between 3 classes
all a lil different than the others
plus I kinda, maybe might have to be in 3 places at once,...
Kinda,..
Like this
Drop one off
go to the next school
drop both off
start my work in the kg room
then back to the preschool room
for their party for about an hour
Then escape for about an hour
back to pick up preschool kid
then home for lunch for wee dude
and the incorrigible 4yr old
back to the 1st school at about 1:50
to drop off treats and hang out for a bit
then back to the other school at about 2:30
spend about 20 mins with them at their party
then go pick up the other kid after her party with all kids in toe,..

Wow I better get baking


Friday, October 22, 2010

Playdates & Playboy

Who ever thought that watching to teeny lil' girls bounce around with happy meals in toe would be grander that any Xrated Show?
Well I am NOT an Xrated girl
So This was simply lovely

I would rather bake cookies for preschool~ Than have a drink
unless it was a latte' then we would be neck n' neck

I would rather playdate~ Than pamper myself
Unless it was a prepaid full body massage with the latte included

I would rather make a family meal for all to enjoy~ Than Vacation alone
No really,....

So With that
I am Back
and in the words of a fearless clown
"I'm Lovin' It"