Da Mouse and Everything Else

Running out of their room

my daughters are terrified

they saw what looked like a mouse tail

go under their door

OMG

I had to hold back vomit in my mouth

I was like are you serious?

how could that even be possible

I mean I sweep at least 3 times a day,..

there is nuttin left on my floors, counters or in my sink

GAG, URP, BURP

I think I am  going to be sick

Then they decide that they will watch a movie in the living room

and then screams I guess the efing creature was now taunting them

it was now under the entertainment center

So I go to the garage and get the butterfly net and whack it under there

and that furry plague slides across the kitchen floor

after I whacked it's lil ass it disappeared into a wall

OH the HORROR

I belted out a scream from the 5th dimension

OMG!!!

They were scared to death

so my king accommodated

4 lil bodies and 2 big ones

until 3am

is when I could not take being kicked in the face

crotch and rib any longer

and I carried them to their bed

3 traps were set

and this morn no furnasty's were caught, boo!

In my alternate world

I hand made

hand rolled

hand mixed

and hand packaged up

some of the most tasty treats

for my youngests' school

teacher conferences yesterday

Both kiddo's rocked it

even though the 5yr old was so anticipatory that she didn't even eat dinner

she need not worry <3

I was thanked for my goodies

and my well mannered child

and

myself the hub and the wee dude

set off to the next school for the next conference

There we were

as the teacher apologized to us

she was like I have nothing to say other than she is wonderful!

Woot, woot

Then she was like

Gosh I have heard about the treats you brought over to the other building

they have been raving

the art teacher asked me if you owned a bakery

WOW, That made my heart happy

2 awesome conferences

and thankful treats

( on a side note, I made a 3 tier cake for teacher appreciation week at the public school,..I spent a lot of time on it,..and would you guess not even a mention, not even a thank you,.. I will never forget that one.)

So now to work on spelling words

decorate a paper turkey

and reassemble my house after I took it all apart and disinfected it yesterday after the appearance of ratatouille

Onward~